Just a stooopid joke. I dont think up many, so coudnt make it az a stand-up. So, wut to do with the few I think up?
Usually I’ll make a komik for The NQaLF revolution site. Here’z wun that duznt lend itself to my Fotoshop style:
Prostate: Well, everybody, Asshole just died. We’re on our way to the hospital now.
Liver: Poor guy. Worked hard, did a good job, never got anything but jeerz and insults.
R. Kidney: Wuts going to happen?
L. Kidney: They’ll haf to hire a new guy, uv course.
Spleen: Wut about re-asinement? The feet got sum experiens with stink & therez 2, so…
R. Foot: NO! WAY!
L. Foot: Ye, shut up, Spleen! Wut about you? Wut do you do anyway?
Heart: Stop bickering. You practically gotta be born into all our jobz, so nobodyz getting transfered.
Brain: (tokking to himself az usual, cant hear anybody) Maybe I’ll take a job az a machinist, work a few months then screw up sumthing really expensive. Finally see if that ‘Foreman’z going to ream you a new asshole’ lejend haz any truth to it.
Heart: No help there, az usual. We’re all screwed.
Intestinez: Therez no 2 wayz about it. Theyre going to hire a new guy. A specialist.
L. Lung: Man! Whod want to do that job???
R. Lung: Nobody! Especially not in an old man!!!
Everybodypart iz groaning, griping, mumbling, crying az the ambulans iz pulling into the emerginsy entrans.
Then R. Ear pipes up: HEY! Wut about this fellow we’ve been hearing about all year?!
L. Ear: YE! All we EVER hear about this guy iz how much, how big or how unbelievable an asshole he iz! He woud luv the job! Wuts hiz name agen?
Brain: Rolling down a hallway with my ass inside out – uv all the stoopid krap in the world – Why did godam Trump pop into my hed just now?
October 25, 2017 at 8:08 pm
This is your sister! Drop the bad language. Stop using God’s name in vain. He deserves our respect and love. He’s our Creator. Don’t bite the hand that feeds! Take good care of your body and you will be a centenarian. Some of this was a bit funny to me. But mostly, it leaves me very sad. People aren’t respecting themselves, nor the environment, nor God. No wonder everything is falling apart! God will destroy those who are destroying the planet. Who do you suppose that is?
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