Biden totally bomd the first debate. In case you missed it, just imajin him showing up wearing pajamaz, complete with the fluff ball on top hat and snoozing wile standing at hiz podium. If the only thing he sed wuz ‘keep it down, I’m trying to sleep here’, he woud hav been ahed uv where he iz now.

Trump wuz at the top uv hiz game. Hiz game iz lying, so he conducted a masterclass in alternate reality tapestry weaving. (A small sample - “I did not sleep with a porn star.” “Everybody, without exception, wanted Roe v Wade eliminated.” “I had the greatest economy in history.”) But it didnt matter. Biden’z apparent senility got ALL the attention. Trump coud hav claimed to be the modern day Jezus and the newz media woudnt hav notist.

To get past this debacle, Biden needz to go beyond over the top. WAY beyond. I mean like swallowing an antigravity pill and falling into interstellar spase beyond over the top!

He’z going to need to do a 4 munth media marathon to make everybody forget the sleepy geezer Biden that showed up for the debate. Starting with tonite’s interview with George Stephanopoulous, he haz to display sharpness, insite, way ubuv averaj intellijens and most important, vigor.

Showing up swetty in a raggedy sleeveless T and jogging shorts with a towel over hiz shoulder, like he jogged there, woud be a good start. Take a swig frum a can uv Brawndo, “George, my man! Howzitgoin? Lets do this thing!”

A great idea from R.O.G. for the interview:
During the interview, he also needs to every-so-often verbalize a chess move, like “Knight takes pawn g5”. When asked by the interviewer “what’s up?”, he’ll point to an earpiece, and say “I’m playing Magnus Carlson for the championship”. At the end of the interview, as he’s leaving the room, he’ll stop, turn to George with a sly grin, point to his earphone and say “Check Mate”.

Next week he haz to go on Jeopardy to begin an epic trivia battle, playing agenst Ken Jennings, Brad Rutter and James Holzhauer (lejendary wokking ensyclopediaz), eventually winning 10,000,000$.

The DNC haz to start a massiv rumor campane.

He iz having an affair with 3 playboy bunnyz. Secretly meets them several timez a week, all at the same time. Jill Biden Outrajed! The article top imaj will be a couple uv secret servis ajents standing in frunt uv the fansy gold inlaid oak double doorz uv a room in a 5 star hotel.

They shoud employ AI to jenerate vidz for that and many other vigor prooving activityz, like beating up Chuck Norris, winning Le Monz, skiing Mount Everest, surfing a tsunami, spiking a football on the moon. It duznt matter that its all rediculous BS. Trump haz been prooving that for at least 20 yirz. Its all about grabbing hedlinez. Hog up az much air time az you can.

1,000,000% - over the top beats under the bottom.